Category Archives: Politics

Guns, Knives, Rhinoceros Intimacy, and Fairy Cake

Posted on November 18, 2014 by Arthur J. Heller

“I want to be intimately involved with a black rhinoceros.” Remember that sentence. No, really… commit that sentence to memory. We’ll get back to it in a little bit. Remember back in the early aughts, when the National Rifle Association — … Continue reading →

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Mysterious Guy Friend

Posted on October 3, 2012 by Arthur J. Heller

I just learned that Traci Nobles, an otherwise entirely unremarkable cheerleading coach from Georgia, has published an entire book based upon the fact that she received text messages from Anthony Weiner. I’m not kidding about that, either… an entire book … Continue reading →

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Cracking the 2012 Pot

Posted on March 18, 2012 by Arthur J. Heller

Harold Camping is a bit of a crackpot. For those blissfully unaware (or outside of the United States, where people seem largely immune to this sort of ridiculosity), Harold Camping is an undead, five hundred-year-old Christian fundamentalist preacher who predicted … Continue reading →

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