Category Archives: Politics

Guns, Knives, Rhinoceros Intimacy, and Fairy Cake

“I want to be intimately involved with a black rhinoceros.” Remember that sentence. No, really… commit that sentence┬áto memory. We’ll get back to it in a little bit. Remember back in the early aughts, when the National Rifle Association — … Continue reading

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Mysterious Guy Friend

I just learned that Traci Nobles, an otherwise entirely unremarkable cheerleading coach from Georgia, has published an entire book based upon the fact that she received text messages from Anthony Weiner. I’m not kidding about that, either… an entire book … Continue reading

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Cracking the 2012 Pot

Harold Camping is a bit of a crackpot. For those blissfully unaware (or outside of the United States, where people seem largely immune to this sort of ridiculosity), Harold Camping is an undead, five hundred-year-old Christian fundamentalist preacher who predicted … Continue reading

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