Monthly Archives: November 2014
Guns, Knives, Rhinoceros Intimacy, and Fairy Cake
“I want to be intimately involved with a black rhinoceros.” Remember that sentence. No, really… commit that sentence to memory. We’ll get back to it in a little bit. Remember back in the early aughts, when the National Rifle Association — … Continue reading
Posted in Politics, Ranting
Tagged black rhino, black rhinoceros, conservation, Corey Knowlton, fairy cake, gun control, hunting, ivory, John Boehner, knives, National Rifle Association, nra, pool noodles, taylor swift
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